Life on the web means a whole bunch of user names. As soon as you submit a UN you begin to realize just how many people there are on the web when you have to add numbers to what you thought was very unique. I've registered a UN with at least three dozen forums but only actually use maybe half a dozen. You never know witch ones your going to be using frequently so most of time I don't think my choices through. Back in 1994 I registered with a form at MetaCreations for discussing their program Bryce and I choose the UN Creativejuice. I knew it was a little corny but at least I didn't have to put a number after it. However I overlooked the fact that the short version would be Juice. 1994 was of course when OJ Simpson was going from famous to infamous and some even shortened it to OJ. After a few, don't kill me OJ's, I silently disappeared never to come back.

At the time I registered with JU I was on the computer frequently and between gaming and typing it felt like my fingers were getting shorter, so in a moment of blank imagination and foresight I choose Stubbyfinger. Now stubby is not nearly as bad as OJ, but I'm 6ft 2 and my fingers along with the rest of my appendages are all above average length so pride is nagging at me to change my user name. And so I've decided on ShitforBrains, at least the short version would have to be brains or the acronym SFB. Or we could just loose the B and then I might not need to change my UN, I'll leave it up to you JoeUsers.   


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on May 18, 2008
   
on May 18, 2008

I don't think the name fits you because I think you have brains that are more solid than that.......hmmmmm how about Ironman?  We can call you IM for short. 

and here I thought you were only, in my imagination, about 5'4" Now I'll have to imagine you much taller. 

Learn something new everyday. 

 

on May 18, 2008
I think you should just leave it at Stubby. There are many examples of large men who have the nickname TINY. Of course this is just my opinion and you did ask for it.    
on May 19, 2008

I don't think I was really going to change it I've had it way to long. I was trying in a round about way to persuade my fellow JU to use the the acronym SF rather than stubby. Everyone's been calling me stubby for years though I think I'm getting use to it.

on May 19, 2008
the rest of my appendages are all above average length


Braggart.


ShitforBrains, at least the short version would have to be brains or the acronym SFB.


I think you'd end up called "Shit" or "Shitty," maybe "Shit4" from those feeling generous.

Seriously, Shitty, you should quit while you're ahead.


on May 19, 2008
Haha. Funny stuff. Leave it as is, is my opinion. We've come to know and love ya just how you are, bro
on May 19, 2008

Braggart.

I think you'd end up called "Shit" or "Shitty," maybe "Shit4" from those feeling generous.

Yea your right, man I suck at choosing user names. Thanks for saving me from yet another embarrassing cyberspace blunder.

Leave it as is, is my opinion. We've come to know and love ya just how you are, bro

Right back at ya bro. I must confess though, I've always been a little jealous of your UN.

You know, this gives me an idea, there must be other UN challenged people out there in need of help. I could start a website that they could just answer a few questions about themselves and then they get a list of compatible user names.    

usernamematch.com

on May 19, 2008
Just tell people to use their Porn Star name.

You do all know how to formulate your Porn Star name, don't you?

(Name of a childhood pet) (Name of the street you grew up on)

Mine sucks. Duchess Thirteen Hundred. But other people's turn out pretty cool.
on May 19, 2008

Cain Little Tree, what the hell (

on May 19, 2008
Cain Little Tree, what the hell


Oooh, sorry, yours doesn't pass muster either.

Some memorable ones from some friends through the years:

Pussy Parkway

Butch Riverdale

Boogers Deercreek

on May 19, 2008
  SanChonino, thanks for pulling this out of the cobwebs...I started a thread on this subject What's Your Porn Star Name Hoepfully lots of folks will post and we can all laugh.
on May 19, 2008
hahahaha

mine would be Smokey Broadway

or later it could have been Freddy None Such

on May 19, 2008
Cain Little Tree, what the hell


Yeah, but his appendage is huge!


If it makes you feel any better, my porn name is Sherman Hilda.

on May 19, 2008
mine would be Smokey Broadway


Actually, Smokey Broadway is kinda hot....

Sounds like a world weary lounge singer in a red sequined evening gown. Too many bars, too many men, too much second hand smoke. She has a voice like leather, but a heart of silk.


Whoops. Got carried away.

on May 19, 2008
I think my pornstar name is more for a guy...

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